Cha0s Gaming - Shadowheart and Astarion

EasyThreads added AsaniDraws to the group. 10/04/2024 00:59

The next Nine Months was certainly a rollercoaster. Shadowheart extra Moody thanks to the Pregnancy Hormones. Astarion Needed to do quite a bit of Persuading to get her to actually Have sex with him when he wanted to. As most of the time she just wasn't in the mood. Though she didn't really care much if he did sometimes go to Play with some other girls. The Two spent a bit of time discussing and planning out what they'd do for the baby. Decorating a bit. Trying to make it Gender Neutral just in case. Until the Day finally Arrived and Shadowheart finally gives birth to their daughter in the comfort of the home she had made for them. Laying Back in their bed. It was a bit hard. But their Baby girl came out Very Healthy.

*holding the baby girl in her arms*

Well, you've had her. Now what?

I don't know. Never thought you'd stay this long to be honest....Now I guess we spend the next 18 years raising her....But it all starts with a name....

So pick one.

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Or don't, I don't care.

*looks down at her child and smiles softly* I'll name you Valorie...*looks at Astarion* And you, agreed to be here, so can you *try* to care a *little*?!

*awkwardly walks up to the child* There there..... or.... something..... *looks at Shadowheart* What am I supposed to do... with the.... thing... it... her....... *frustrated sigh* The child.....

Oh my Gods, Astarion! She's not a bomb! You act like she's going to blow up! Just be gentle! Can you do that?! Or are you so used to breaking things that you can't handle something even remotely fragile?

I handled you didn't I? uhgggg fine. Hand her here...

*hands baby Valorie over to him* Watch the head. Make sure it's supported

They're rules now? *looking down at her* Okay, she is kinda cute,.... What? What are you looking at?

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*smirks* Some Scary Vampire Overlord....

You know.... I haven't had my dinner yet... *exposes his fangs as if he's going to take a bite*

ASTARION!

Fine.... I'll share, *lowers his head, bringing her up to his face*

*starting to cry and reach for her back* **DON'T YOU DARE!**

*lowers his head some more, then retracts his fangs and blows on her stomach making a fart noise and tickling her as she begins to giggle*

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Oh..*small laugh as she begins to calm down watching them*

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You're an asshole sometimes, but look at her, she already likes you

*pricks his finger, and lets her suck on it* I'm an asshole all the time darling, that's how you know you're not getting screwed....

*sucking his finger. happy vamp baby*

Well, at least you have some heart under all that (edited)

Nope, not true, you take that back......

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If it weren't true, then what's that? *points to Valorie happily playing with and sucking his fingers*

That's letting her practice so she's as good as her mother....... *he says with a smirk*

And prepare her for what? Men? Insinuating she'll be a slut like you? *she teases*

*pulls out his phone he got while with Rilith and plays the video* Remind me which one was on her knees earlier? *showing her the video*

Where did you get that video?

It went something they call Viral... I'd imagine everyone's seen it by now.

Oh Gods Above.....

What? Now everyone knows how good my girl can be. Isn't that right darling?

*looks away and blushes, but tries to hide it*

Annnnnnd that's why the baby's taking after you, not me....

*kisses his cheek* Dick...

You decided to have a kid with a dick? Well I mean that's usually how it works... So... good job.... Well done.

Ugh, There's no winning with you. Come on, put Valorie to bed. We should probably follow

I'm undead honey, You can go to bed if you like, but she's not going to let you sleep either....

Then you get first shift. Goodnight. *casts sleep on herself to knock herself out*

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*waits*

*a few moments later* She wakes up

That spell only lasts a minute....

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*hands her the baby* Your turn... *heads to the bar*

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!.....Bring me an aged wine!

Can't hear you darling, already having a good time... toodles....

*just sighs and goes back to her daughter*

After some time, Valorie is now a curious 3 year old vampire toddler getting into everything.

*trying to keep her out of trouble* Get out of there! A little help?

*pulls her aside* If you're going to get into things, you should learn how to do it without being seen... Watch.. *walks into the kitchen, grabs a bottle of whine, pours a glass, but leaves it and the bottle on the table* Honey I can't find the thing.... you know the thing, for the wine, can you come look for it?

Sure, As-- Did you just....Nevermind. *goes to find the cork for the bottle*

*watching intently*

*leans down* now that she's distracted, that's when you make your move... cookies are in the cabinet, think you can get up there without her seeing you? *taps her butt* go... (edited)

*sneaking up to grab the cookies. being as stealthy as possible. she grabs the cookie jar and brings it over*

I can't find the stupid thing! Where'd you put it?!

Good job... *takes her hand and leads her to the couch to let her watch cartoons while they snack on their prize*

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*giggles as she eats the cookies*

*goes over to Astarion* I couldn't find the-- ....Valorie! Astarion!

Now for the most important lesson... escape... *takes a cookie, crumbling it into a powder* When I make my move, take 4 cookies, 2 for each of us, and drop the jar.... you ready? *she nods* good... *throws the "cookie dust towards her face* NOW!

*grabs the cookies and runs. Shattering the jar*

MY JAR! THAT WAS VINTAGE!

*running with her out the door and to a nearby cafe*

*cleaning up broken glass and cookie dust while cursing out Astarion, who's not.even there*

*sitting on the couch watching some random romcom when they walk in, and she rushes over to them* Where have you been?!

Daddy daughter day.

Oh....I guess that's...fine....What all did you do?

We got snacks, went to the beach, and I learned to swim! All by myself!

Valorie! I told you you were too young! You could have drowned!

But I didn't! I can swim now!

She can.

Astarion!...*sighs* I'm proud of you, Valorie..

YAY! SHE'S PROUD OF ME! *goes to her room happy*

And what if she couldn't do it?....

Survival of the fittest darling. Cruel as that sounds, if she can't protect herself from 3 feet of water, this world will eat her alive.

So you would have just let her die?!

Maybe, maybe not, but as far as she knows, she wasn't getting help, and it swim or die. So she figured it out.

You can lie to her all you want, but she's not here. Be honest with me.

I am being honest, I don't know,.

Well...*she crosses her arms and looks away. a sad expression on her face* I hope you figure it out.....

It's not that I don't love her, I do, it's just that we can't always fight their battles for them. We won't be around forever, we can't always be there even if we were. It's cruel yes, and she's only 3, but that girl will grow up knowing no fear, and letting nothing stop her. You worry about her now? She saw a literal ocean of fear and still got in the water. What were you doing at three?

I don't know! I can't remember that far back! And you're right, okay? But...if something does happen, and you could have done something....Then what?...

Then we failed to prepare her.

*angry and hurt, she just can't handle him anymore, and walks away*